Fart Fun for Everyone!

My name is Landen and I am 8 years old.  You may be wondering why a kid like me has a web site like this.  Well, the truth is, according to my Mom, my Dad and I seem to have an odd fascination with farts and farting.

I also have a fascination with earning money and am always trying to find ways that I can earn it.  My Mom suggested that I  should do something that I love.  And, jokingly, I told her that I love farting!   She said that there is no way a kid could make any money selling farts. 

I bet her that I could make a million dollars.  She took me up on my bet and said that she would help teach me about being an entrepreneur but not to feel bad if I didn't make any money because probably not too many people are interested in farts. What a girl... what does she know!

I have always wanted a dirt bike so she said that her and my Dad would match whatever I earn every month to help pay for a new dirt bike.

Please help me prove my mom wrong!

If you like this site and it puts a smile on your face pleeeease make a donation to my 'Fart Fund'.

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Remote Controlled  Fart Machine

Hide the little speaker, then from up to 100 feet away, press the included remote, and the hidden speaker lets out one of 15 disgusting fart sounds. Place this under your co-workers desk, then when they have someone in their office, press the remote from across the office, and let the laughter begin (at their expense of course!)

FART - The Game

Fart on command is a rare act to be nurtured. Belching will not gain you any points in this game. Your best bet is to try and suppress those urges and force them out the other end. If not a whoopee cushion is included for those who just can't generate enough gas for the real thing.